Subject: “Corvus vs. The Snowglobe Situation.”

At 11:26 this morning, Corvus discovered a box labelled

“FRAGILE: SEASONAL DECOR – DO NOT TOUCH.”

This had the opposite effect of what was intended.

Witnesses report that Corvus selected one snowglobe,

tilted his head,

tapped it once with his beak…

and triggered some kind of chain-reaction enchantment.

Within moments:

All snowglobes activated

Snow fell indoors

A minor blizzard formed over the fruit bowl

Eglantine’s book pages fluttered like distressed pigeons

Hades took shelter under the nearest chair

Keith tried to arrest the weather

Blue drafted a weather advisory

Brin attempted to eat the snow (“tastes sparkly”)

Corvus claimed this was

“a spontaneous atmospheric demonstration.”

Keith called it “reckless endangerment.”

Corvus called Keith “loud.”

Cleanup was delayed when the snowglobes started activating again

every time someone said the word “festive.”

The globes have been moved to a secure location

(Keith’s shed, without his consent).

This may have been a mistake.

Investigation ongoing.